Uniform Stories

From committing burglary at the station to scaling unlocked gates, these rookie mistakes will bring you back to your glory days

It's National Donut Day, we had to.

Every once in awhile I long for those blissfully ignorant days before I became a cop

Cop brain can be a great thing while you’re on duty, but it can make you look pretty silly when you are not at work

When you can see hands covering the face and shoulders shaking before you even make contact, you’re about to meet 'the crier'

'I need to get home because my wife is fertile'

Consider the following suggestions to help you renew or maintain a sense of purpose and passion in law enforcement

Being married to a police officer is totally different from being married to an average Joe

All cops engage in shoptalk, however, we know the topics that are taboo and thus shy away from them

First on the list: "You need to find some real criminals!"

People ask cops a lot of questions, from "How many people have you killed?" to "How do I get out of a ticket?"

Every rookie makes mistakes; just remember, you'll survive like the rest of us did

I could find a job that would pay better in the corporate world, so why do I remain a cop?

From uniform inspections to being lied to, there's no shortage of things that drive officers crazy

"These ain't my pants!"