19 more crazy funny police reports

Some of these seem too ridiculous to be true

Because the police blotter is endlessly entertaining, we present you with the second installment of crazy funny police reports. Some of these seem too ridiculous to be true. Enjoy: 

1. When squirrels embrace the thug life...

2. There's going to be so much paperwork.

man arrested for everything

3. Cool story, bro. 

drunk man wakes up in shipping container

4. But the joke was really funny.

thief discovered in home

5. When a hoodlum magically morphs into a goat...

goat accused of robbery

6. Thanks, that's really helpful.

police composite

7. Maybe ask someone else for directions?

thief arrested after asking for directions

8. Thanks for the support.

found bras hanging from trees

9. I don't need help from you quacks!

duck refuses medical treatment

10. Not suspicious, just Canadian.

not suspicious, just canadian

11. Literally everyone. 

police arrest everyone

12. Hmm....or was it the murder?

murderer says detective ruined his reputation

13. It's easy to see how they could get these two things confused. 

correction, it was a homocide, not stolen groceries

14. But does the cop lift though?

do you even lift

15. Clearly Wendy's employees don't scare easily.

man tries to rob Wendy's

16. Why isn't the water turning on??

nude man thought elevator was shower

17. Crime: Subpar folding skills. 

maid not folding towels properly

18. When even your fake identity is in real trouble...

false identity

19. Why did the chicken pot pie cross the road?

chicken pot pie running

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