By Barbara Hijek
Sun Sentinel
CLEARWATER, Fla. — Who knew masturbation, coupled with music, could lead to such treble?
A Clearwater guy, William Timothy Anderson Thomas, told deputies that listening to too much music and masturbating too much made him feel like “going out and destroying stuff,” reports WFLA NBC News-8 in Tampa.
Thomas allegedly ‘fessed up to vandalizing a Largo home, even destroying a garden angel on the property.
At least he didn’t go blind.
Copyright 2016 the Sun Sentinel