Humor

Dispatch: "Have a male standing outside. He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body. He is exposing himself, and he has a hose between his legs."

The height difference is so striking the picture almost appears Photoshopped

From committing burglary at the station to scaling unlocked gates, these rookie mistakes will bring you back to your glory days

A Tampa Bay Lightning fan was surprised when police showed up on his doorstep, but said the misunderstanding ultimately ended in good humor

Cop brain can be a great thing while you’re on duty, but it can make you look pretty silly when you are not at work

When you can see hands covering the face and shoulders shaking before you even make contact, you’re about to meet 'the crier'

'I need to get home because my wife is fertile'

First on the list: "You need to find some real criminals!"

Every rookie makes mistakes; just remember, you'll survive like the rest of us did

Here are some pointers to help every new cop on their way to a successful law enforcement career

If your career is long enough and you haven’t done any of these 13 embarrassing things yet, you quite possibly will at some point

I would advise against trying any shortcuts

Youtuber hickok45 demonstrates the proper way to carve a pumpkin in this quick video. He says: "Word has it that people are still using dangerous, sharp knives to do this. As I always have to point out for some folks, this is not a marksmanship exhibition; it's just the proper way to carve a pumpkin."