Police Humor
The Police Humor topic page offers all manner of cop humor — from funny police videos to weird police news and even police jokes — that we hope will bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your voice.
Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott and his deputies out in force ringing the bells
These stories are a shoo-in to get your side aching from laughter
“If I can help one person, then I have accomplished my mission.”
“They just kept running away, so I went to the stable and grabbed some horse food,” said Officer Arthur Joseph. “I started shaking it and they came to me”
The girl approached actress Mariska Hargitay for help when she saw that she was wearing a badge
The sovereign citizen movement has become the bane of many police officers in the U.S.
Video captured the moment Officer Cooper dove and captured the pig, who had been on the run for about a week
“Bavaria’s police are ‘stripping bare’ and could literally be left standing without trousers,” the union’s chairman stated
Take a look at the pranks and fakeouts police departments posted on April Fools’ Day this year
“This car has been through it all and keeps on going. Sure, the leg room in the back is minimal and the rear seats aren’t all that comfortable, but real friends sit up front anyway!” the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office posted on Facebook
The words “Protect and Serve Those That Land Here” form a circle and are separated by two tiny alien faces with large eyes
“It may not be the best idea to have an Uber pick you up AT the crime scene,” police advised
The mother confessed to officers that she had spoiled Elf on the Shelf for her son; to restore the boy’s spirit, the officers staged a traffic stop to “scold” her for moving the elf, thus allowing it to regain its powers
The Macon County sheriff praised the deputies involved for their fast reactions when they realized what was happening as the suspect fled the store, accompanied by a child
Nearly everyone at the Larimer County Sheriff’s Office was in favor of putting up a tree in the lobby; the sheriff took some convincing, so a couple of determined deputies started leaving smaller trees in the lobby
“Ironically, the suspect had parked her vehicle next to all the patrol vehicles of the police officers participating in the event,” Michigan State Police said
“He had no concern for traffic and no regard for our traffic safety laws,” Detective Sgt. Bob Jones said
Officers from multiple departments were able to surround and stop the suspected thief, who told them he was signaling that they weren’t supposed to pursue him
The video has more than a million views on Facebook and more than 3,000 comments
We know you’ve probably already received a fair share of advice from your FTO, but we asked our Police1 readers for some additional guidance – with a twist
Watch the video to see how he faired and if he should stick to his day job
Take a minute to sit down, relax and laugh a time (or two) while watching a roundup video of our top 15 favorite responses from Police1 readers
“Sometimes a call can really get your goat,” the Enid Police Department stated
“We see strange things in our line of work, but that’s toward the top for sure,” Franklin County Sheriff Jeff Richards said
Each year, hundreds of thousands of fans show their appreciation for the films on May 4th
When the chief takes all the dispatchers to lunch in celebration of National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week, someone has to answer the radio!
An officer drove to the customer’s house a couple of blocks from the crash scene and delivered the order
Did he steal your heart? Or maybe your catalytic converter? This sheriff’s office has an unforgettable, special deal for your ex-Valentine
They weren’t able to “definitively confirm or refute the presence of Santa,” but agreed that “something magical may be at play”
