Everybody knows that the most entertaining section of the newspaper is the police blotter. It gives you a chance to catch up on the latest happenings with your old buddies from high school. And occasionally, you’ll come across some gems like these.
1. Baby or burrito?
2) Could you identify the suspicious coin in a line up?
3) Missing Bacon.
4) Help Kitty!
5) When cats control your actions.
6) Well, I didn’t see this one coming. I guess the squirrel didn’t either...
7) Typical case of a neighbor controlling your dog’s mind.
8) Dogs, Mushrooms, and Voyeurism.
9) Arnold is creeping out the children.
10) Butts is not amused.
11) Legal advice.
12) Did you lose your pot?
13) Assault and battery, hold the onions.
14) Do you have enough to go on?
15) Suspicious mailbox activity.
16) Now that’s just sad.
17) When you need the police to confirm how gross your husband is.
18) Marco?
19) You did WHAT??
20) Where the hell is that woman?
Sorry, she’s not coming back. I think it has something to do with the vibrator prank.
