In order to provide you, the customer, with the best possible service, we ask that you take a few minutes to complete this survey about your most recent transaction.
1.) During your arrest, were you advised of your rights in a timely manner?
___ Yes
___ No
___ What rights?
2.) If your attitude at the time of arrest required the use of force, how would you rate the application of said force?
___ Too much
___ Not enough
___ Just right
3.) If an arrest warrant was used for your arrest, what type was it?
___ Consensual
___ Court ordered
___ Police ordered
4.) When you were handcuffed, how would you rate their use?
___ Too tight
___ Not tight enough
___ Too loose
___ Not loose enough
___ Just right
5.) For what crime were you arrested?
___ Homicide
___ Rape
___ Robbery
___ DUI
___ Public Stupidity
___ Public Mopery with Intent to Gawk
___ Other
6.) During your arrest, was the officer’s commentary directed at you politically correct?
___ Yes
___ No
7.) During your ride to jail, how many times did the officer’s driving habits cause your face to impact with the silent partner?
___ Once
___ Twice
___ Three times
___ I can’t remember
8.) Once you arrived at our jail, how were you removed from the vehicle?
___ Through the car door
___ Through the trunk
___ From the trunk
___ Through the wing window
___ Off the bumper
9.) Have you taken advantage of our department’s free attitude adjustment program?’
___ Yes
___ No
___ Not yet
10.) How would you rate the food at our jail in comparison with food at other jails you have visited?
___ Excellent
___ Good
___ Fair
___ Poor
___ Bad
___ What food?
11.) Would you recommend being arrested by our department to your fellow felons?
___ Yes
___ No
___ You gotta be kidding
12.) Were you offered an opportunity to confess to the crime you were arrested for?
___ Yes
___ No
13.) Were you offered an opportunity to confess to the crime you were not arrested for?
___ Yes
___ No
14.) Our department is offering a Time Saver Program whereby you can sign all forms ahead of time, and we will fill in the blanks later. Would you be interested in such a program?
___ Yes
___ No
___ Does X count as a signature?
Thank you for your participation!
