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I want to do a little something different this time around, so I’ve compiled a handful of items sent to me over the past few months. Three one-liners and two short videos.
Let’s begin with a contribution from Police1 Member ‘sgtnopd.’ Thanks to for this one Sgt!
What’s the difference between Canada and Minnesota? In Canada, Moosehead is a beer, in Minnesota it’s a misdemeanor!
How about this one, from Police1 Member “ms7125.” Thanks Mike!
An officer conducting speed detection duties stops a young man for travelling in excess of 40 mph over the limit. Quite pleased with himself, the officer approaches the young man and says, “Well, 40 over...I been waiting for you to come along all day.”
Without pause, the young man replies, “I got here as fast as I could!”
Finally, here’s one that’s been sent to me — in a number of variations — by about five different people.
Getting ready for my shift I was reading the local paper and read a headline that had me dismayed. “Department toilet stolen, officers have no leads and nothing to go on.”
That’s it for now. Remember, we’ll periodically post new humor content in the secure, LEOs-only section of the website, so check back regularly for new stuff!
